[Gpdd] [Misc] Piggy Christmas Songs

[Cavykatie at aol.com]

Hi!  I stumbled across a couple of piggy-themed Christmas songs a  while 
back, and although I didn't write any of them, I thought that this would  be a 
nice time to share them anyway (as they appear on this web site: 
_www.geocities.com/heartland/plains/2517_ (http://www.geocities.com/heartland/plains/2517)   :
(the good ones are in black, and the best ones are in red, if the digest will 
support colored  text).
 
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Away in a Pet Store 
***Sung to 'Away in a Manger'***  
Downtown in a pet shop,
In a cage all alone,
Lay a cute little  piggy,
No home of her own.  
Along came Kate Horner,
With her Mother and Bruv,
They scooped up the  piggy,
And all fell in love.  
Now all of the household,
At the first little 'Wheek',
Brings armfuls  of veggies,
For the piggy to eat.  
No more is she lonely,
No longer afraid,
This bossy little  piggy,
Holds all humans slaves.  
Produced by - Snow Drop, Huggies. (G.P. Inc.)  
Co-produced by - Joan, Kate & Ben. (Human slaves).  

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The (Cavy) Christmas Song
Fresh corn roasting on an open fire 
Plump pigs  wriggling their nose 
Yuletide carols sung by the cavy choir 
And piggies  nibbling their tiny toes
Everybody knows an apple and a carrot slice 
Help to  make your pig's eyes bright 
Tiny cavies with their eyes all aglow 
Will  find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Santa's on his way 
He's got a lot of  parsley, kale and Oxbow hay 
And every guinea pig is gonna wheeek 
For  extra 'falfa, carrot tops and fresh green leeks!
And so I'm offering this simple phrase 
To pigs and  all of their slaves too 
Although it's been said many times many ways  
Merry Christmas to you!!!
Happy Holidays - Counting down to New Orleans ...  
Jenn, Cosmo and  Rocket

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Piggies We Have Heard on High
Piggies we have heard on high, 
Wheeking for their carrots, please 
And  the humans in reply, 
Beg them all their noise to cease.
(Refrain)  
Whee-ee-ee-ee-eek, 
Whee-ee-ee-ee-eek, 
Whee-ee-ee-ee-eek, 
At the  re-fridge-'rator;  
Whee-ee-ee-ee-eek, 
Whee-ee-ee-ee-eek, 
Whee-ee-ee-ee-eek, 
Feed us  now AND laa-aa-ter.
Cucumbers are wanted, please 
Broccoli and ro-o-maine 
If you want some  quiet peace, 
Just feed us all some hay again.
(Refrain)
We are fuzzy, wee are cute, 
We are always hungry, too. 
We have  wiggled in your heart, 
And you know that wee love you.
(Refrain)
R. Kelly Wagner 


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Twelve Days of Piggies 
On the First Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
A guinea pig in a pear tree.
On the Second Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
Two more guinea pigs, 
And a guinea pig in a pear tree.
On the Third Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
Three separate cages, 
Two more guinea pigs, 
And a guinea pig in a  pear tree.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
Four bales of Oxbow Hay, 
Three separate cages, 
Two more guinea pigs,  
And a guinea pig in a pear tree.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
Five bags of CARROTS!!! 
Four bales of Oxbow Hay, 
Three separate  cages, 
Two more guinea pigs, 
And a guinea pig in a pear  tree.
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
Six bags of pellet food, 
Five bags of CARROTS!!! 
Four bales of Oxbow  Hay, 
Three separate cages, 
Two more guinea pigs, 
And a guinea pig in  a pear tree.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
Seven bunches of Parsley, 
Six bags of pellet food, 
Five bags of  CARROTS!!! 
Four bales of Oxbow Hay, 
Three separate cages, 
Two more  guinea pigs, 
And a guinea pig in a pear tree.
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
Eight bags of Carefresh, 
Seven bunches of Parsley, Six bags of pellet  food, 
Five bags of CARROTS!!! 
Four bales of Oxbow Hay, 
Three  separate cages, 
Two more guinea pigs, 
And a guinea pig in a pear  tree. 
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
Nine toilet paper tubes, 
Eight bags of Carefresh, 
Seven bunches of  Parsley, Six bags of pellet food, 
Five bags of CARROTS!!! 
Four bales of  Oxbow Hay, 
Three separate cages, 
Two more guinea pigs, 
And a guinea  pig in a pear tree. 
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
Ten shiny apples, Nine toilet paper tubes, 
Eight bags of Carefresh,  
Seven bunches of Parsley, Six bags of pellet food, 
Five bags of  CARROTS!!! 
Four bales of Oxbow Hay, 
Three separate cages, 
Two more  guinea pigs, 
And a guinea pig in a pear tree. 
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
Eleven stalks of celery, 
Ten shiny apples, Nine toilet paper tubes,  
Eight bags of Carefresh, 
Seven bunches of Parsley, Six bags of pellet  food, 
Five bags of CARROTS!!! 
Four bales of Oxbow Hay, 
Three  separate cages, 
Two more guinea pigs, 
And a guinea pig in a pear  tree. 
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me  
12 month piggie calendar 
Eleven stalks of celery, 
Ten shiny apples,  Nine toilet paper tubes, 
Eight bags of Carefresh, 
Seven bunches of  Parsley, Six bags of pellet food, 
Five bags of CARROTS!!! 
Four bales of  Oxbow Hay, 
Three separate cages, 
Two more guinea pigs, 
And a guinea  pig in a pear tree. 
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Have Yourself a Piggy Little Christmas 
[to be sung to the tune of  "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"] 
Have yourself a piggy little Christmas, 
Let your pig grow fat 
Feed  him tons, 
and let him wear a Santa hat.  
Have yourself a piggy little Christmas, 
Make your Yuletide gay 
Feed  your pig 
a heaping bowl of food today.
Hear the pigs as they wheek to us, 
happy slaves, oh feed them more  
Parsley, lettuce and carrot tops 
strewn across the cage's floor.
Decorate the parsley tree together 
if the Pigs allow 
Hang a golden  carrot on the highest bough. 
And have yourself a piggy little Christmas now.  
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A Piggy Little Christmas to All!!!  
Rachel 

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JINGLE PIGS 
By Ellana Marquez 
(To the tune  of Jingle Bells) 
Jingle pigs, jingle pigs,
piggies  everywhere,
Shavings falling, piggies popping,
Hopping  everywhere.
Dashing handsome boars, 
Pretty dainty sows, 
Hay  cubes being tossed, 
Carrots being crunched.  
Balls on bottles click, 
Making shavings damp,  
What fun it is to jump & play,
With goodies on the  way.
Jingle pigs, jingle pigs, 
piggies everywhere,  
Shavings falling, piggies popping, 
Hopping everywhere.  

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Jingle Pigs II 
<to be sung in early winter, when the bales of  hay have not been taken 
in...> 
sung to "Jingle Bells"
Popcorning 'cross the field 
from bale to bale of hay 
o'er the bundles  we go 
wheeking all the way! (wheek, wheek, wheek...)
Piggie voices ring 
Making spirits bright 
Oh, what fun it is to sing  
A haying song tonight! Oh...
Popcorning 
Popcorning 
Munching all the way! 
Oh what fun it is to  jump 
>From bale to bale of hay-ay
Popcorning 
Popcorning 
Munching all the way! 
Oh what fun it is to  jump 
>From bale to bale of hay!
By Elizabeth guineapig123 at aol.com 
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Bunny Friend 
Said the bunny friend to the guinea pig
Do you hear what I  hear?
cellophane wrappers little pig
Do you hear what I hear?
It's food, it's food
I don't mean to be rude  but you look like you like it too
yes you look like you enjoy food.
Said the guinea pig to her baby boar
do you see what I see?
Presents  for us little pig
do you see what I see? 
The gifts, the gifts,
and waiting is the pits
cause I know that some  are for me,
I can see them under the tree. 
Said the baby boar
to his mighty slave
do you know what I  know?
Holidays are here mighty slave
do you know what I know? 
The time is near
for presents and good cheer
so please tell me how many  days?
Cause I need to shop for my slaves. 
Yoni 
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Silent Night, Sleeping Tight
Silent night, sleeping tight. 
Piggie slave smiling  bright 
sees the piggie asleep in the cage 
and decides to sneak away  
leaving the piggie in peace, 
sleeping in piggie peace.
Morning comes late, piggies awake 
Wheeking loud for  their hay. 
Falling silent as breakfast arrives. 
You can tell they have  food on their minds, 
eating in piggie peace, 
eating in piggie  peace.
Popcorn time comes, jump and run. 
Slave will end all  that fun. 
Lap time comes at the end of the day 
Pigs, contented, will  stop their play, 
cuddling in piggie peace, 
cuddling in piggie  peace.
Lina 
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Piggy Christmas
We wish you a piggie Christmas, 
we wish you a piggie Christmas, 
we  wish you a piggie Christmas, 
And a happy new year!
Now bring us some piggie goodies, 
Now bring us some piggie goodies,  
Now bring us some piggie goodies, 
And bring them right here.
Melinda 

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Christmas Pig
by Joanne  Pleskovich
(To tune "O Christmas Tree""
O Christmas Pig,
O Christmas Pig,
How lovely are  your droppings!
They're soft and moist, banana shaped
They let me know  when you're feeling great!
O Christmas Pig,
O Christmas Pig,
How lovely  are your droppings!
O Christmas Pig,
O Christmas Pig,
How lovely are  your wheekings!
(The) Refrigerator door you hear,
You shriek until parsley  appears!
O Christmas Pig,
O Christmas Pig,
How lovely are your  wheekings!
O Christmas Pig,
O Christmas Pig,
How funny are  your habits!
You popcorn when you're feeling fine,
You rumble-strut when  you feel divine!
O Christmas Pig,
O Christmas Pig,
How funny are your  habits!
O Christmas Pig,
O Christmas Pig,
How lovely are  your manners!
You fling your poo in your pigpen,
I clean it out and you  start again!
O Christmas Pig,
O Christmas Pig,
How lovely are your  manners!
Christmas Pig,
O Christmas Pig,
How lovely is your  purring!
Whilst being held I rub your butt,
You purr until you've had  enough!
O Christmas Pig,
O Christmas Pig,
How lovely is your  purring!
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Deck the Hall
Deck the Hall with Boughs of Parsley, 
Tra La La La La LA Wheek Wheek!  
Tis the Season for Squeaks' Whiskey, 
Tra La La LA LA  Wheek,Wheek!!
Don we now the Extra Veggies, 
Tra LA LA LA LA Wheek, Wheek! 
We  squeal for more Apple Wedgies, 
Tra LA LA LA LA Wheek Wheek!!
We See all the Cavies a Caroling 
Tra LA LA LA LA Wheek Wheek!! 
We  hear Rocket ' s Cajuin Haroling the season. 
Tra La LA LA LA Wheek Wheek  !!
Joan and Squeak and Coconut  
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Wheek All ye Piggies 
Wheek, all ye piggies, 
Wheek loud in the morning 
Wheek, all ye  citizens of pi-iggydom.
Wheek, now, for carrots, 
Wheek loud for your  par-arsley
And munch it in the morning 
And munch more down at lunchtime,  
And munch them in the evening, 
Ve-eg-ta-bles! 
R. Kelly Wagner 
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Good Pig Wencelas
Good pig Wencelas looked out 
on a field of veggies  
Corn and parsley, lettuce leaves 
and some carrot wedges  
Rounded was his tum that night 
after Christmas dinner  
but he did some exercise 
and became much thinner
Helen and the Chompers  
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Merry Slightly-Early Christmas! 
Katie &  Scamper