[Gpdd] SILLY: A CNN Headline Story from Australia

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Here at CNN Atlanta, we have just received news from our Australian office 
that what was originally reported to have been a UFO flying over the land 
down under has now landed and has instead turned out to be a hot air 
balloon, piloted by . . . huh? . . . 2 . . . guinea pigs!!



We turn now to our reporter, Joslyn I. No Everything Baker... Take it 
Joslyn...



We are here in Australia with what appears to be a homemade hot air balloon 
full of very strange items and 2 guinea pigs, who report to be Samantha and 
Tabitha Williams.  They claim to be from the US and are the owners of two 
slaves named Lynn and Earl.



Inside the basket of the balloon, there seems to be a number of items, 
amongst them being 3 full jugs and 1 completely empty jug of peach brandy. 
There was also found a number of chewed stems of various vegetables and a 
number of apple cores and cherry pits.



When questioned the larger of the pigs, who identified herself a Samantha, 
claims they have come here to celebrate the birthday of a certain Duke", who 
they claim is celebrating his 6th birthday and that pigs from all over the 
world have come to help him in his birthday celebration.  While we were 
speaking to Samantha and Tabitha, a human named Glynnis arrived with the 
said birthday pig along with what appears to be a blind pig whose name is 
reported to be Ladybug.  They all ran up to this reporter and verified the 
entire story that these American pigs were telling.  We are attempting to 
verify this entire amazing story but as we report, we see an entire herd of 
these furry little creatures running by, lead by an adorable pig carrying, 
of all things, an Olympic flag from the UK!!  As they are running by us, we 
can hear the chant being shouted loud and clear. . . "Par-Tee, Par-Tee" 
They have now lifted up the one they call Duke and are carrying him high 
above their shoulders as they all run to what appears to be waiting limos.



We se now that there are 5 limousines awaiting their arrival to carry them 
all to the aforementioned party.  The last thing we saw that we can verify 
as accurate was two male pigs whose names are given as Fugly and 
Igor,stuffing what appeared to be a carrot shaped piñata into one of the 
trunks of the limos.  We also noticed many bottles of various types of wine, 
along with many, many vegetables, fruits and flowers being placed in the 
limos.  There were a few other pigs, who give their names only as Corkster, 
Peaches, Charlie and Manny who seemed to be trying to stuff a number of 
pairs of fishnet stockings and women's dresses and shoes into the trunks. 
When contacted for a comment, the US President, George Bush had this to say. 
"This only affirms my suspicion that Australia has been developing weapons 
of mass destruction and just look at the damage these pigs have done to that 
parsley!"  We will report more as details become available.    Back to you, 
CNN Atlanta.



Well, an amazing story indeed!  We can see by your film that these guys and 
gals are heading for a good time!  And, I believe I noticed that the limos 
are all being driven by guinea pigs, many of whom seem to be in drag.  We 
can't wait to hear the outcome of this story.



This has been Fred James, reporting for \CNN Atlanta.  Good night.