[Gpdd] MISC Merry Pigmas Everyone

[Penny Charlesworth]

There are pigs in the manger.
They are eating the hay,
They have finished their carrots and
Now want to play.

The veg in the garden
Is covered in ice.
The herbs are all frozen
And not very nice.

The grass has turned white
Under inches of snow.
The pigs are all hungry
So Slave she must go.

Off to the shops
for a mountain of food.
She says it's expensive
and does not taste as good.

But the pigs will enjoy 
All the veg that she finds.
Carrots, cucumbers and
Leaves of all kinds.

Cauli and celery
Maybe a bean.
Piggies will munch it and
Lick the dish clean.

We hope that the piggies
In shelters all find
A home with a Slave who is
Gentle and kind.

We want to send greetings
To those we hold dear.
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year.

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Slave says that it gets more difficult each year to find a carol to plagiarise. She had a go at the Twelve Days of Christmas but decided it would take up too much space in the Digest. We think that perhaps she should write crummy rhymes for greeting cards instead.

All of us here at Piggyfriends send everyone and everypig Yuletide Greetings, Seasons Greetings, Happy Holidays, Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas and any other greeting that we don't know about. We are only pigs after all and don't want to offend anyone.

Keep warm and safe everyone and have a jolly good time.

Hugs all round. We will raise a glass or two of carrot wine on the day. Cheers!

Penny and the Piggyfriends, who are wondering where Algernon Rat is spending the festive season.  We hope that he is somewhere warmer than here.