[Gpdd] ANNOUNCEMENT: Welcome Butterscotch "Scotchie"

[warmbreath]

Hi and welcome Butterscotch ("Scotchie").  You must be a very smart and 
loving pig to trick the Story pigs and their momma slave to add one more. 
Good for you!! Those Story pigs will really take to your winning ways as we 
all do. Whee saw your pigtures. You are a fine boar and you already let them 
hold you like a baby!  shameful but very smart. You will fit in very well 
with them and we of the GPDD.  She already calls you sweetie and you have 
this glorious shiny satin coat  and winning red eyes, geez!  They were 
goners the minute the saw you and you no doubt fluttered your eye lashes 
like a movie star.   Whee think you might be a great secret agent piggy or 
one of those piggies that convince people to donate or adopt from shelters. 
You could visit sick children and comfort them. Or how about a career in 
films. Whee all look forward to stories about you and fun virtual adventures 
with us.  Welcome Scotchie, live long and prosper.  Hopefully whee will meet 
an be frins.
Shipwreck Sam, but please call me Sammy.
Wheeeek!