[Gpdd] Virtual: The next adventure on the Pearl

[Sandra Oliver-Poore]

Dear My Lady Misfits and Pirate Mimi;

Of course whee need to talk like pirates, whee are pirates, Arrrrghhhhhhh! 
Just that whee are friendly, peaceable and environmentally responsible! 
There is a website called "talk like a pirate" 
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html  It will teach you each pirate 
talk. Maybe you ladies and some others could set up a little school on the 
Pearl to tech essential skills. Maybe whee could have a pirate talking 
contest, Lady Puff loves stuff like that that and I reallllly like to please 
her.  Other classes like activism, peaceful protest and lots of us still 
need to learn origami, and Calligraphy for da little boats for our Rainbow 
frins. Chip possibly can pass along some of Beans lore as Weapons master, 
maybe even find a new Weapons master.

Maybe a class on democracy cause as I think whee are the first pirate ship 
run by the common consent since our captains and co-captain didn’t join us. 
A class on sea chanteys and pirate lore? I noticed some piggies haven't 
learned to snorkel yet and a few want to learn to dive deeper. How bout 
mastering small craft or disrupting whalers.  How bout hand to hand combat 
for ladies?  Ship repair, sail rigging, bilge pumping, and refinishing, whee 
have to get this ship looking like it was never used once whee get home. 
Also whee need a secretary to do do stuff like send invitations for instance 
to Invite Lynn's new piggies to join us. Whee miss our old business manger 
Trix although Velvet and Onyx have done well! Whee need history of 
endangered creatures of the Coral Sea including the corals themselves; how 
about a class on indigenous people of Lizard Island and Impact of Global 
warming on Australia and her seas. Geology of the  Australian continents and 
seas, Ring of fire; Island builder.  In other words there is so much to 
learn while whee are here let's take all this info home wit us. Whee could 
do al this while my momma slave gets caught up wit her volunteer work.

She says retirement is harder worker than work work or maybe its cause she's 
getting older. She just took AR to a party called "Give Peace A Dance" a 
Mardi Gras style dance, concert, and auction to raise funds for dis group 
called Oregon PeaceWorks"  See! Peace takes work! Good thing AR got a 
Wheekend pass or he would be in big trouble.

Anyway whee are putting in at The Entrance", places like Tumbi Umbi and lots 
and lots of nature reserves and swamps, Budgewoi Lake, Gwandala, an Caves 
Beach. No big cities so we don’t have to have Un-Occupy the Coral Sea" 
demonstrations, no leaflets and chants, whee can see local an remote sites 
and look for the beautiful  and different stuff but we be very careful not 
to disturb. So vacation and swim suits ahoy mates, be sure to write your 
parents, they be worrying bout you by now, but will be very proud dat yous 
going to school.
Thank you dear ladies,
Your Co-leader
Shipwreck Sam