[Gpdd] Announcement : Ma-ma's Faux Pas!

[Algernon07 at aol.com]

Dearest Porky,
     I certainly do realize how you must feel. Such indiscretion and yet your 
Ma-ma truly meant well, I'm sure. People and piggies have become so casual 
and indiscreet. I have been horrified about some of the details that have been 
published here regarding my conditions, habits and so forth. Alas, I must live 
with them as you must with this. Really though, my lovely, five hardly 
qualifies you to be considered an "older woman." As a matter of fact,   I'm merely 
months younger than you. I feel that we have reached the prime of our lives.
     Really, it takes a considerable time to acquire and hone such things as 
social skills, a love and knowledge of literature such as yours.... 
     Did the belated birthday flowers arrive?

Your devoted,
"Coody"