[Gpdd] Virtual: PigAir

[Dee and Joe]

>So we thinks thats cloze to more than 12 seats.  Wheeze will need at least2
or maybe 3 >more seats in our section for any lovely sows that the gentle
pigses may be esscorting.
>Wheeze  will need to be picked up at Port Columbus Airport in Ohio
>Charlie of the Jolly Rodentses

No problem Charlie.  Seat assignments are only for our flight roster and for
take off and landing.  Once the fasten your seatbelt light goes out piggies
may sit wherever they want.
I can give you three seats in Row L, #67-69.  The plane is six seats across.
Three seats, the aisle, and three seats.  I hope that will be okay.

>Hey, guys, since you're coming to TN anyway, the Munchees 10 (Kozmo,
Kramer, Kiki, >Krickette, Kadee, Kallie, Kurlee, Kazingo, Barnee and Jimmee)
would like to come too.  >They are 7 sows and 3 boars (neutered). Jimmee
gets a little aggressive sometimes with >other piggies so he might have to
sit by himself on the long flight.  Kozmo has been skittish >ever since she
and her former housemate, Barnee, got into a fight so she may need to sit
>alone too.

Happy to have the Munchees aboard.  I have an empty seat up in Row G #42 for
Jimmee.  It is an end seat by a window so he can look out and that will keep
him occupied.  We can put Kozmo in Row K #66, also a window.  The rest can
have Seats 67-72 in Row L, and seats 73-74 in Row M.

>Please pick BooBooBearHare and Fulgy up at Oxnard Airport.

We are very sorry to hear slave Dwana's mother is ill. PigAir will take care
of Boo and Fulgy, don't worry.  They have #75-76 in Row M, near the
Munchees.

>My name is Bedhead, and I am a piggie from AZ.  This is my first time
posting, and I think >it would be a fun adventure to attend the wedding. I
have been saving my allowance for a >long time, and hope I have enough money
to book a seat on the piggie plane. I am a single >guy, so it would be
really cool if you could seat me next to a pretty young gal. I will be
>departing out of Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix.

Dear Bedhead,  My what an interesting name!  I will put you in seat 77, Row
M  with the Munchees.  I bet they have a sow who would love to sit with you.
Being a Virtual Pigline, we only take virtual money and everyone has lots of
that, not to worry.

>Zippy asks that PigAir pick her up at the Indianapolis Airport.

Zippy, how about sitting next to Bedhead in seat 78, Row M?  He could have a
sow on both sides and be the envy of many boars!

>The Squee Squad have been pestering this overworked slave to make SURE to
book them >all a seat on the PigAir flight.  They need 10 seats.

Wow, we may have to rethink this and charter a cargo jet! We have the Squee
Squad in seats 79-84 Row N and 85-88 in Row O.

>Could I be picked up at the Kalamazoo Airport in Michigan?  I would love to
sit by Boo >and Fugly and Bert on the plane if possible... Sailor Willie

I have one seat near them in Row K (seat 65).  You will be next to Kozmo who
will need some calming down and you are the pig for the job.

>This is Madame Blacky responding to the Royal Wedding Invitation.  I shall
be >accompanying my cagemate Pooky.

Oh, my.  I don't think I should but these two girls together. I think Row O,
seat 89 for Madame Blacky and seat 91 in Row P for Pooky.  My dear Pooky, do
try and curb your enthusiasm during the flight.  I think your post must have
lots of boars all excited.  You did say a red dress?

>Mozart and Shakespeare need seats on PigAir.  They live in College Station
and while we >do have a small airport here, they do not mind traveling to
Dallas or Houston.

We will be happy to pick you handsome gents up in College Station.  Seats
92-93 in Row P.

Lady Dee is getting this close > < to loosing her patience with all these
piggies wanting to change their seat here and there, and then over there
next to so and so.  NO SEAT CHANGES!  There, I feel better now.

Not so lady-like Lady Dee
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