[Gpdd] Virtual: To Yaya

[Algernon07 at aol.com]

Dearest Yaya,
     I cannot believe that Chester said that he had forgotten your name. All 
he had to do was ask ME. I thought we shared a very very special time at the 
PigOlympics, and, if you don't mind my saying so publicly, you yourself are 
very special to me.
     Since every pig seems to be "fessing up," I, too, happen to have a stash 
of wine -- dandelion wine -- which I would happily share with you and with 
the others. I know that Jan the boar would enjoy it, too.
     I'm on medications right now and feeling so much better. I had two very 
nasty shots at the vets and mighty boar that I am, I protested quite loudly.
     The vet -- the one we like -- was rather pompous and high handed about 
the fact that Alge had been treating me.
     Alge could have waited just a bit, doing what she was doing plus adding 
an antibacterial topical, and I would have gotten better I think, but he put 
me on a liquid antibiotic and I luvz the stuff. So tasty.
     But before I tried it I kept running and struggling to to get away from 
that syringe thing (Alge still isn't very good with it even tho she has had 
prior experience).
     "Piggy Burrito" she finally said, which scared me almost to death. I 
watch tv -- I know about the fate of burritos.
     But she wrapped me in a baby receiving blanket so I couldn't wriggle 
away. I think she gets as much med-cine on me as she gets into me. But it is 
yummy. I get all excited now when I see the syringe.
     She thinks I'm somewhat withdrawn or shy and she's trying to help me. 
AHA! On Saturday she had her helper get a carrot  -- half for Chester, which he 
ate in his cage, and half for me. I grabbed mine! Then I found it was hard to 
handle with just my teeth and in the fix I was in, so Alge (our momma) held it 
for me. She was going to set me down on the couch with it she but once she'd 
loosed the wrap so my paws were free, there I sat, all snuggly and cuddly 
muching my carrot. No wonder we call 'em Slaves.
     Anyway Yaya, pleeze don't doubt my feelings for you.

Lovingly,
Charlie, Jolly Rodent



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