[Gpdd] VIRTUAL: An update from Tabitha

[jaaladog]

Hello Mommy!

I have so much to tell you about!!  As you know, Sammy and I arrived safely 
here on the beautiful Black Pearl.  You should see it!  It's soooo big and 
all the sails are furled... but I don't know what that means.  Lots of food 
and lots of stuff to drink.  Some of it smells kind of funny but if you 
drink a lot of it, you sort of feel funny too.

Sammy found a spy glass rolling around on the deck and decided that it was 
put there so she could spy on Fugly to se what he has been up to when she is 
not around.  She really didn't know how to use it but finally figured out 
that you unscrew the end of it, throw it overboard and back into the tube 
that is left so you can peek out from the end and look at everybody and no 
one knows that you are in there.  Cool, huh?  The only problem with it is 
that it keeps rolling around and around because of the waves and you know 
how Sammy is with motion sickness!She came out, looking kind of confused and 
very, very green!  She said that all she saw was Fugly pinching Igor on the 
bottom!  She said he kind of jumped and squeaked and rubbed his bottom and 
gave Fugly a very funny look.  She said that her rival, Mary, has been 
behaving pretty well but if she finds out that there's any truth to the 
rumor that Mary has pinched Fugly's furry little bottom, there's gonna' be 
one big fight; and I don't think she means virtual, either!

Word has it that there is going to be a wedding between Jody and Shipwreck 
Sam!!  Oooooh, I'm all shivvery just thinking of it.  Brrrrr.  Jody has a 
really beautiful sparkly ring thing on her toe and you should just see 
Samantha looking (glaring?) at it.  I think she is jealous of it but I'm not 
gonna' say that to her!  I don't want her chasing me around this deck.  It 
gets kind of slippery sometimes and I don't want to be the first Piggy 
Overboard on this voyage!
One last thing.... in case you get a really big bill from a store, don't 
worry about it.  Sammy and me went by Pirates-B-We and picked up a few 
things.  They had everything in the world that a good piggy pirate could 
need or want to have a fun pirate adventure.  We promise to give up one of 
our favorite treats for a while in order to pay back the bill to you. 
Honest.  Well, sort of.  Well, maybe.  Uhm, we'll talk about it later, OK?

With lots of love and hugs and whisker kisses from me and Sammy,

Tabitha

P.S.  All the other piggies are saying to tell you to let all the other 
slaves know that everyone is fine and having a wonderful time.  Hershey and 
Igor sound as if they have been drinking that funny drink.  They keep 
giggling and hiccuping.  hmmm....

They are all also  yelling AAAARGH to you and all the other slaves who are 
waiting to hear from them.  We miss you all