[Gpdd] Virtual: Wedding

[Dee and Joe]

I received an email from the girls:

Hi Mom Slave.

Let me go first!  No, Me!  oh, go ahead but type fast!

Hi mom it's me Peaches, move outta the way Jodie, quit being a pain!  Mom I have so much to tell you.  You know I couldn't wait for Capt. Jack to make up his mind about being my boar.  He has a wayward eye for the ladies.  I am so glad i met Ned.  He is a wonderful boar, although i think i might be a bit much for him to handle.  I am going to have to teach him how to cut loose once in a while.  Thank goodness there was no sword fight.  Capt. Jack had so many sows cuddling up to him he didn't miss me (sigh).  Deep down I still love him but a girls gotta move on.  He needs me to help run the Pearl so we will be great friends.

The wedding was so much fun!  So many beautiful sows and handsome boars.  I love to look at the beautiful dresses, just like the Academy Awards.  I think I saw Leonardo DiPigrio and Kate Pigslet at the reception.  The reception was a blast.  I danced with almost all the boars.  Jodie even let me dance with Sammy.  Of course little Puff got herself in trouble.  That sow is so accident prone.  She tripped on her dress and fell headlong into the punch bowl!  Capt. Jack jumped in with her and last I saw they were floating on orange slices.

OH, all right Jodie.  You can have a turn.

Hi Mom.  It's me Jodie.  Yeah, i guess you knew that anyway. I am having tons of fun.  Me and Sammy were dancing an drinking punch (until Puff fell in) and holding paws all night.  I am gonna be sleeping all day today.  I really gotta go on a diet soon.  i could hardly fit into my dress.  Good thing Sam likes a hearty sow.  You always say i am a big, squishy love pig.
Yawn, time for bed.  I don't know when we will be home.

Love, Peaches and Jodie

Okay, girls, just a reminder we slaves are going on a big ship in March to the Caribbean.  We will be in Roatan, Belize and Costa Maya. I hope we can meet up with the Pearl and visit you all.  Maybe you can stop in port on your way to Hawaii.

Love, Mom and Dad slave (Dee and Joe)